| Despite what
the Chamber of Commerce says, the main attraction of Las
Vegas is gambling. Forget all that crap about fancy shopping,
fine dining, roller coasters, art museums and natural wonders
of the desert. You can get that anywhere. Well, not in West
Virginia, but you get the idea.
The trick is to have the fun
of gambling without the risk of ending up homeless. Want
to play craps, blackjack or roulette without losing your
ass? Check out this lis to make your little eyes pop out
of your heads of cheap table games.
Any of the spots below will
keep you entertained for at least a few hours on the tightest
of budgets, and could even net you a couple of bucks.
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One Dollar
Blackjack
Blackjack can offer the best
odds of any game in Las Vegas, especially if you leanr yourself
a little Basic Strategy.
Finding a seat at a dollar
game can be a real challenge at times, but well worth the
effort when you walk away after two hours of fun, with your
heels cooled by the free drinks you scored. The following
place is the only one left that always offers at least one
dollar table:
Poker Palace - This is a small place in unsavory North
Las Vegas. for you tourists, that means you take Las Vegas
Blvd. past downtown and keep going north into some somewhat
unsavory neighborhoods. But who cares how dangerous it is
when there is a good $1 game to be had? There are several
$1 tables. The last one we played at was a goofy dealt-to-the-bottom-of-thedeck
game with bad rules, and a leak in the roof that dripped
water on the table.
Sahara
- If you want absolutely terrible rules, you can play the
dollar, 6:5 blackjack game at the Sahara. But, if you're
only betting a buck a hand, the blackjacks pay even money.
Boo! We suggest you scan our list of good $2 games for a
better bet.
Two-Dollar
Blackjack
Even
two-dollar blackjack is getting hard to find, and that's
just plain sad. Seriously, that bums us out. But these places
still throw it.
Eldorado
- If the Joker's Wild is too nice for you, head to Old Town
Henderson and fritter away the hours in the low-slung, cheap
casino. The coffee shop is dirt cheap, thge tables are too,
and the live entertainment is downright lousy.
Joker's
Wild - Out in Henderson, the Joker's Wild sits like
a roadhouse on a desolate stretch of Boulder Highway, enticing
gamblers and local drunks with cheap games.
Klondike
Sunset - Once again, you're headed out to Henderson
for the cheap games. The Klondike ain't pretty, glamorous
or even near much of anything. But, they often have a two-dollar
shoe game going. And we'll travel a long way for that.
The
Longhorn
- Out on Boulder Highway is the Longhorn, which is one of
the most cramped, creepiest and smokiest casinos in the
world. If it weren't, the blackjack would probably be three
bucks, so be thankful it's so crummy.
Slots-a-Fun
- Circus Circus's dingy little cinder block outpost has
some cheap games if you don't mind waiting to get into them.
The $2 blackjack usually has a crowd, and if it's a busy
time, only one table at this low, low rate. Still, you're
on the Strip and the cocktail service ain't bad.
Dollar Craps
Although playing craps with
a dollar minimum technically is about our limit for high-rolling,
the overwhelming sensation of being a big-shot more than
makes up for it. And besides, the quarter games have all
dried up as hard and shriveled as a cocktail server at the
Western.
Joker's Wild - closes
its craps table. It's open until midnight on weeknights
and one a.m. on weekends. Joker's Wild is a small, sort
of smokey place without a lot of ambience. But, they offer
a dollar game with 10x odds . Then they close the damn table,
even if you aren't drunk yet! On weekends, they jack it
up to $2, we guess because they think they're the damn Bellagio!
Slots a Fun
- Bottom line here is that they claim to have dollar craps,
yet we never seem to find it. Whenever we're there, it's
two bucks.
Fifty Cent (or less) Roulette
Some people insist on spending
their time with this game that has terrible odds. If you're
one of these people, get yourself down to the Slots-a-Fun,
Casino
Royale or Klondike. The dime wheel at the
Klondike is the cheapest, so it's a good place to
test out your scam system before selling it to the unsuspecting
public. The El
Cortez seems to have several tables of it running
all the time. Of course, our old stalwarts of the Eldorado
and Joker's Wild may go as low as a quarter. And
the Gold
Spike will too.
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