| It used to be
easy as pie to get cheap food in Las Vegas, even pie. The
casinos were desperate to get you in, and they happily lost
a few bucks on dinner hoping you'd be so full and happy
you'd be willing to gamble away your savings. It's not so
easy getting free grub anymore. The cheap eats are fewer
and farther in between these days, but these tips will keep
you and your wallet stuffed full.
The buffets in town are the most
obvious place to start, but don't limit yourself. There
are plenty of other options that don't include slimy scrambled
eggs and corn beef hash unfit for dogs.
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BUFFETS
Arizona Charlies
Decatur and Boulder
Highway
- Both are cheap buffets, among the lowest prices in town,
but trust us when we say you get what you pay for here.
If all you want are some eggs and chewy bacon, it's probably
a fair deal.
Boulder,
Palace,
Sunset and Texas Stations - A general rule that
works is that any casino ending in Station will have a decent
buffet. Most are away from the heavy action of the Strip
and downtown, though. These are big buffets with some okay
food. It's a good place for dinner, considering the price,
but steer clear of their "special" nights where
they jerk the price up and serve steak or seafood. The added
food usually isn't worth the price hike.
Fiesta
Rancho - One of the darn cheapest buffet in town.
It's lots of meat and potatos, but a deal.
Gold Coast
- Very simple, meat and potatoes fare for a cheap price.
the lunch buffet is under $10. Is it good? Well, it's not
bad and it's filling. Make sure you have a slot club card
to get the best price.
Green
Valley and Red Rock - These two joints are
a notch up from the other Station casinos, but have the
same owner, and primarily serve the locals. The buffets
cost a couple bucks more, but man, oh, man are they good.
These are among the ten best in Vegas, but with prices well
below the fancypants Strip joints.
Main Street Station
- Okay, so it's not the cheapest buffet, but it's good enough
to prevent us from finding anything snarky to say. The grub
is decent, they have eggs benedict. The weekend champagne
brunch costs over $10 and dinner rings in around $15-$20.
Orleans
- A good buffet for the price. This one is a mile off the
Strip, but definitely worth seeking out for dinner, where
you can chow down for around $15 most nights, and that usually
includes crawdads for you headsuckers. The desserts are,
unfortunately, mediocre. No pie there is worth sneaking
out in your pants. Trust us on this one. We ruined some
perfectly good corduroys.
Sahara
- It's not a good buffet, but for dinner it's the cheapest
on the Strip. Heck, it's one of the cheapest in town at
dinnertime (for slot club card holders). Don't get suckered
into the "champagne brunch" on weekend days. Just
wait until after 4 p.m. and pay well under $10 for all you
can eat.
Terrible's
- The owners must have been thinking of this cheap buffet
when they thought up the joint's name. Skip it, even though
it's cheap.
Deli Food
The following casinos offer
decent deals in their delis. Again, eating these meals is
a "caveat emptor" experience. Keep your litigious
notions to yourself.
Binions
Snack Bars and deli-
Good, old-fashioned snack bars will fill your belly with
burgers, onion rings, fries and bowls of very good chili.
you can eat well for about six bucks. Want a huge pastrami
sandwich? Check out the deli in the back. A half-pound of
meat on rye for a reasonable price.
Deli at Golden Gate -
Try a satisfying sandwich for about five or six bucks or
a complete breakfast (weekdays only) for cheap. Other items
on the menu cost a bit more, but are a good value. In the
Bay City Diner, there are cheap dinner specials like spaghetti
and meatballs and chicken.
Gold Spike
- The Golden Grille resides where the old and sad
Gold Spike diner was. The new diner is quite a value with
a decent selection of Mexican, sandwiches and breakfast
foods.
Slots-a-Fun - Load
up on cheap hot dogs, lousy pizza and cheap beer. They have
it all here, and the price is right.
Sit Down
Want to ask your girlfriend
to marry you, but wasted too much money at the craps table
to afford a fancy ring... or a nice dinner? Try some of
these spots. Nothing says romance like a cheap meal. Look,
when we say sit-down, we really mean coffee shop, not gourmet
room.
Also, there are a ton of great
graveyard deals in Vegas. This list ain't of those. It's
of great deals you can get at normal times, which are harder
to come by. The Graveyard deals are in the next section.
Arizona Charlie's Decatur
and Boulder
Highway - Unlike most places in town, which offer
only late-night specials, the Sourdough Cafe will give you
a plate of steak and eggs 24 hours a day for $3.29 (with
your slot card). During graveyard, they have a ham and eggs,
too.
California
- The coffee shop has a steak and shrimp dinner for less
than $10 that's well worth it. Take the folks on their annversary!
We did. Dutch treat, of course. If you're really trying
to impress someone, the unadvertised Porterhouse special
in the fancy Redwood Grille restaurant might bust your budget
at around $20. But, heck, if it's your last day before going
to prison, live it up.
Ellis
Island - This little casino east of Bally's has
home-brewed root beer (yummy!) and a bang-up $6.99 steak
special. It's not on the menu, so you have to ask for it.
But, it's there and it's delightfully good, maybe the best
steak dinner $7 can buy you in this town. Plus they throw
in a micro-brew or root beer for gratis. Thursday nights,
the pizza joint in here has two-for-one slices, and you
can fill up for a couple bucks.
Four
Queens - Prime rib, once again. For $9 this one
is a pretty good meal at dinnertime. The coffee shop is
nice and the slab is a fair cut. Use the American Casino
Guide two-for-one and make it $4.50.
Gold Rush - A few bucks will get you a steak and eggs
any time of the day. The drawback is that this little joint
is way the heck out in Henderson, where the middle-aged
yuppies build their sacred stucco communities. The good
news is the place is stinky and smokey enough that the yuppies
keep out.
Klondike
- Any time you want a spaghetti dinner for a few bucks,
head out on Sunset toward Henderson. It smells like the
Gold Spike inside, looks like a dump, but the food is cheap
and the marinara is only a little watery.
Wildfire - During breakfast
hours, you can get a full breakfast with eggs, toast, bacon,
et al for under $2. At lunch time, they have a big burger
with fries for less than $3. And it actually isn't bad!
Graveyard
Specials
We won't pretend to have a
comprehensive list of graveyard deals. That's dang near
impossible to keep up to date and keep complete. But, here
are the best deals in town that we know about and that seem
to be there for a while. Plus, we don't list the late night
specials that actually aren't that special. Just the dirt
cheapest ones are here.
Boulder
Station - After 11 p.m. three bucks gets you a basic
American breakfast, or a Denver omelet. Served with a smile,
so we hear.
California
- For under four bucks after 11 p.m. you can get chicken
strips, a half-pound steak with fries or potato, and--what's
this-- a banana fritter? That's weird, and cool, too. Sort
of like a roommate we used to have.
El
Cortez - For under four bucks after 11 p.m. you
get a standard breakfast. No banana fritter, just eggs,
hash browns, toast and bacon or sausage.
Ellis
Island - Steak, eggs and potatoes for under four
bucks. We guess $4 must be the magic breaking point. Late
night drunks won't travel for ameal that costs more.
Orleans
- While Ellis Island has the Widowmaker, the Orleans simply
offers the more modest Widow-enabler with their $2 biscuits
and gravy. They also have a few other dishes for about $3-$4
like ham or steak and eggs. Heck, at these prices, why not
get two? But only on weeknights after midnight.
Riviera
- All you can eat pancakes for about $4. Really, how mmany
pancakes can you eat? And aren't you already full of them
from the pancake breakfast at the senior center? You know,
the time you stole the silverware and made a scene when
that 94-year-old man caught you? Don't worry, you're not
the only one who did that.
Silverton
- Biscuits, gravy and scrambled eggs for... about $4. Ask
yourself, are those scrambled eggs worth the extra two bucks
over the price at the Orleans?
South Point
- Late at night, after the children are tied to the bed,
sneak away with a loved one and treat yourself to the ultimate
in romantic indulgence: a range of dirt-cheap graveyard
specials, including steak and eggs for four bucks and other
full breakfasts for a couple of bucks. Nothing says I love
you more loudly or firmly. Well, except maybe a burp or
fart.
Terrible's
- As though the old photos of gas stations weren't reason
enough to come out here late at night and while drunk. Now
a full breakfast is only $4 late at night. One we call the
Windowmaker, comes with four eggs. The sleepy, sad guy has
only two, but adds a couple pancakes.
Tuscany
- Man, we didn't even know this drowsy place stayed open
until midnight. Apparently it does, and for five hours in
the middle of the night you can get pancakes for a buck.
Or biscuits and gravy for two. If you got more money than
common sense, go ahead, splurge on the $4 steak and eggs.
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