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A Letter From Our Publisher
Randy Shandis, owner and publisher of the Gift Electronique, wants
to have a work with you, the reader.
An Election Year Exclusive!
As a special service to our readers, we have found the websites of the two
leading presidential candidates, Bob Dole and Bill Clinton.
These are not their official campaign sites but the ones that they have
built themselves. What you see here are not the men running for office,
but the men as they truly are.
Neil Gruber's World of the Weird
A Halloween treat! Neil Gruber has created the most frightening Freak Show
on the Internet, and we have it. Enter at your own risk.
The Greatest Story Ever Told
The biblical tale of Mort the Tailor.
The triple whammy! Because the Internet is so neat and so stunningly
full of usefull information, we have decided to give you three options here.
You can choose any combination, including all three!
Your Guide to Funny Netiquette - Learn
the latest and greatest emoticons and internet acronyms. Lord, is it fun!
Chat - Back by popular demand, we are printing
transcripts from real "chat" sessions. Be the voyeur we know
Enjoy the poetry of theGift Electronique staff.
Our Man About Town
Dan, our resident critic of anything he damn well chooses ventures forth
into the bustling San Francisco community. Join him, won't you?
Phil, the closest thing we could find to an all-knowing deity, sits down
and teaches us what to think, and more inportantly, when to think it. This
issue, he ponders questions.