ABC Watercooler - JOKES is more or less a public service; a place
where folks get together and tell jokes. When I entered the room, already
present were MLREEVES, EPHudy, and SPLASH J. But for
some reason, they all left shortly after I started telling my joke, which
was really funny.
MLREEVES: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BUTCHER THAT BACKED INTO A MEAT
GRINDER?
EPHudy: Why was the blonde so happy to finish the puzzle in just
6 months?
MLREEVES: HE GOT A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS WORK!
EPHudy: The box said 2-4 years!
Biggerknee: So, did anyone hear about the priest with the bloody
stump leaving the Jewish temple?
EPHudy: No.
MLREEVES: NO.
Biggerknee: Well, I know it all but the punchline, do you still want
to hear it?
MLREEVES: Yes.
EPHudy: Yes.
Biggerknee: Okay, so it starts out, I think where this priest gets
his hand caught in a lawnmower.
EPHudy: Bye, everyone.
MLREEVES: See ya.
SPLASH J: Bye.
Biggerknee: Then there was something about kosher bagels and a young
reform Jewish boy.
SPLASH J: lol
Biggerknee: Anyway, they go shopping. No wait, they buy a... Oh,
I forget, let me think about this.
SPLASH J: Does it really matter?
Biggerknee: Yes, it's the crux of the joke. I remember now. They
bought a small dog and the dog was named Peewee.
Biggerknee: I should go back and tell you how the priest and boy
became friends.
MLREEVES: Ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?
Biggerknee: Neither has he. Let me finish my story.
MLREEVES: Neither has he....
SPLASH J: Don't even try.
MLREEVES: See y'all later.
SPLASH J: Bye.
Biggerknee: Okay, so the priest and the Jewish boy meet at the beach
and become friends despite the religious differences.
Biggerknee: Later, that boy becomes Sandy Koufax. Or he was Sandy
and later he becomes famous.
Biggerknee: But this is all backstory.
Biggerknee: So, the two of them are out back of the temple mowing
the lawn because that way Sandy gets some sort of Boy Scout award.
SPLASH J: Why don't you just tell a different joke?
Biggerknee: It's a good joke, if I can remember the punchline.
Biggerknee: So, there they are and the boy is sweeping up leaves
removing rocks so the priest can mow.
SPLASH J: Does it have anything to do with the rabbi?
Biggerknee: The rabbi comes out and sees this and says "What
is this? You are supposed to mow the lawn, Sandy."
Biggerknee: So, the rabbi says this and it is about five o clock
in the afternoon. No, make that six.
Biggerknee: Anyway, just as the rabbi says this, the priest gets
his hand caught in the lawnmower.
SPLASH J: I think you have got this joke mixed up.
Biggerknee: They send him through the temple out to the rabbi's car,
his bloody stump spilling all over the carpet.
Biggerknee: The boy opens the door and the rabbi says "I will
drive."
SPLASH J: What a pretty picture
Biggerknee: The priest says something and I can't remember what it
is. That's the end of the joke.
SPLASH J: ha ha ha hee hee hee L.O.L.
Biggerknee: I wrote that one myself, but the punchline escapes me.
It had something to do with a pun on Sandy.
Biggerknee: Did you like it?
SPLASH J: Yeah.
Biggerknee: Where did everybody go?
SPLASH J: I dunno.
Biggerknee: Did they like my joke?
SPLASH J: I dunno that, either.
Biggerknee: So, did you like the movie Congo?
SPLASH J: I didn't see it.
Biggerknee: You should. It is great!
Biggerknee: Do you want to hear another joke about the motorboat
and this leper?
SPLASH J: I got to go, if you ever remember the pun, E-mail me.
SPLASH J: Bye.
Biggerknee: Okay, leave already.
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