love getting e-mail. It means someone's reading. But remember a few
you want to report a typo or complain about my spelling and grammar,
don't write and ask "Hey, what did you think of..." I
don't sit here waiting to write special reviews for strangers, and
I'm not interested in you trying to argue with me if your opinion
is different than mine. If there isn't
a review posted, then I'm not reviewing it for you.
you want to e-mail me to tell me I have the wrong movie title in
the header, or there is some minor HTML coding error, get a fucking
ask me to review movies that have been out for several weeks or
are on video already. Just like real critics do, I try to review
new movies. Even if I'm not a real critic. (Yes, this means you.
You aren't so fucking special that this doesn't apply to you, so
don't start an e-mail "I know you said don't... but...")
you are going to pay me a salary, don't tell me what movies to review.
It's just fucking rude.
don't have to swear as much as I do to get my attention.
e-mail me just to tell me I'm an idiot. We already know that. If
you disagree with my review, explain yourself. Put together a strong
argument and give me a reason to reconsider what I said. Saying
"You're fucking stupid" doesn't tell me any more than
my mother would.
you're a hot college co-ed and you're sending naked pictures of
yourself, be discreet so the Mrs. doesn't find out.
may not reply, and it's because either you pissed me off, I'm hungover,
or I am too busy arguing with a teenager. It doesn't mean I don't
appreciate the mail. I do
I am not a real critic. I have no special qualifications that make
my opinions good enough to bolster your arguments, or that are worth
getting all huffy about if you disagree. Your opinions are just
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