Ryan Phillippe, go back home. Stop trying to be an actor. Your acting
has the subtletly and fluidity of a busted 1964 Ford Ranchero. You're too
young to be rusty, so I will assume you just don't know what the hell you're
Phillippe was so bad in "54" that even the other actors didn't
know what to do with him. He couldn't react to them, and he gave them nothing
to play off of. What makes that sad is that they all sucked too, just less.
I would rather watch turtles hump than another movie with Ryan Phillippe
foundering about in it. Even if there are lots of naked women in it.