catfight.com - During a debate this week at the popular girl's fighting site, Shandis and fozano discussed future Internet policies. Following is a complete transcript of the debate.
Fozano: What are you looking at?
Shandis: Huh. Not much.
Fozano: Oh, yeah, well, I just might have to kick your ass.
Shandis: Yeah, you and what army?
Fozano (wiggling fingers): Me and my ten little soldiers.
Shandis: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a pacifist; and if you don't shut up I'm going to pass a fist right through your face."
Fozano: You want to step outside?
Shandis: Anytime you want, pussy.
Fozano: C'mon, then.
Shandis: Let's go.
Fozano: You first.
Shandis: After you.
Shandis: Whenever you're ready.
Fozano: I'm ready, let's go.
Shandis: You go first.
Fozano: C'mon, let's go.
Fozano Aide (whispering): Cool it! Mrs. Garrett is coming.
At this time, English teacher Mrs. Garrett came down the hall and the fight broke up.
Fozano (walking away): You're lucky.
Shandis (also walking away): No, you're lucky.