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Who is Randy Shandis?
Randy Shandis is considered by everyone to be the only true pioneer of the Internet. In fact, he invented it. In 1994, frustrated by the the limited number of complete idiots on his local Bulletin Board System (BBS), Mr. Shandis decided to create a way for all of the world's complete idiots to share bad ideas, lame jokes and naked pictures of wives. Mr. Shandis started plugging wires into various outlets in his house. The result was a live connection over which one could send data, voice, and even some very small pieces of food.
Mr. Shandis quickly put his invention to use. He built the World's Only Web Site, the Big Empire, using nothing but the labor of local children and developmentally challeged adults. This site is now the world's largest portal for users in second and world nations. Because it is the World's Only web site, it is also the most popular portal for every other World Wide Web purpose, garnering 100% of all traffic, according to the latest report.
It is not an exaggeration to say that no man or woman understands the web and has more power over it than Mr. Randy Shandis.
Why is Randy Shandis Running for Mayor?
Mr. Shandis is running for Mayor because he believes it is not all that it could be. In particular, Mr. shandis promises to improve the Internet in the following ways:
Shandis is my Man! How can I help?
Post the following campaign sticker on your site, and link it to http://www.bigempire.com/decision. If you post it and tell us where to see it, we will send you a real "Shandis For Internet Mayor" sticker as soon as we get them made.