Who Are We?
While no single set of people can rightfully take the credit for the Big Empire's Las Vegas Guide, there are two that will certainly try. They are Matt and Mark.
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Matt is as wealthy and unlikeable as he appears to be in this picture. Often referred to as "a world-class jerk", Matt fills the gaps between writing assignments by driving his stable of high-priced exotic autos and through a variety of high-paid, prestigious positions assigned with the task of keeping this web site up to date. Matt was born to poor immigrants, but was quickly kidnapped and raised in the middle-class enclave of Huntington Beach, California. He has since moved to the midwest to strike his fortune in the burgeoning Iowa film community. Matt likes the midwest, where the meatloaf is better and it takes much less to impress people. You may contact Matt any time, night or day. |
Mark, shown here giving his enthusiastic approval to the room quality of the Western Motel, leads the good life as the owner of a chain of dry-cleaning operations in suburban Wisconsin. Mark Lives by the credo, "When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME." While not writing about Las Vegas, he spends his time in philanthropic pursuits, with the goal of helping others do some stuff. Mark also enjoys e-mail and his nickname of Stinky. |
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Other Contributors:
| Dan: Dan writes poetry, makes love, thinks about death, belly-laughs, wanders the streets looking for unmentionables, likes food, dislikes commercialism, disowns television, plays video games, works with numbers, collaborates with other artists, emulates Lucky Ned, fetishizes Las Vegas, and would now like to take a nap. Send him a note. | |
Abby: A longtime New York City resident and contributing editor of Outlaw Biker Magazine, Abby spends her free time rocking out to Fleetwood Mac CDs and the tuneful sounds of Lite-FM radio. A "born communicator," sheís been told on numerous occasions that she really, really needs to work on improving her people skills. Visit her on the Web or drop her a line. |
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Some photos have been graciously provided by Jeff
Barr and Michael Ho.
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