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2006
Suck in that gut,
kiss the old lady (or old man) off and hit "Turbo Boost", because
it's time to get your ass over to the Gold Spike Hotel AND Casino. That's
right, we're talking the 9th annual Big Empire Cocktail Soiree, coming
June 9-11, 2006. Please Note: Because of the passing of the
beloved Mark "Stinky" Sinclair, the Big Empire Crew will not
be in full attendance this year. Don't let that stop your fun, though!
We're a bunch of jerks, anyway, so meet with other Big Empire fans and
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The
6th Annual Solar System Series of Poker
The Solar System's most important
tournament, the Solar System Series of Poker, is scheduled for noon
at the Plaza Hotel and Casino on June 10th. This is a No-limit Texas
Hold 'Em tournament and you play down to the felt. (Notice: game subject
to change. If we can get the casino to deal Dogs on the Table,
we'll play that! Bring a dog just in case. Or we'll rent you one.)
Don't be intimidated by that guy to the right: he sucks! If you haven't
played in a previous SSSOP, your chances of getting a seat in this
prestigious $15 entry fee tournament with large cash prizes (plus
you get a T-shirt ) are slim, but they aren't non-existent. You
can add your name to the waiting list here. A few Waiting
Listers do make it every year, and it is First Come, First Served.
If you have played in a previous tournament, reserve
your seat...NOW!
Don't e-mail claiming to have played previously if you haven't.
We sort of keep records of this kind of stuff sometimes. |
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The
9th Annual Cocktail Soiree
The evening gets rolling 'round
about cocktail hour (8 p.m. for sticklers) on June 10, where folks'll
fuel up on cheap booze and mingle under the smoky haze hovering above
the Gold Spike lounge. Meet other Big Empire fans, a bunch of sissies
and a drunk guy who wants your spare change! And who knows? Lucky
Ned might just stop by to bankrupt the joint whileyoue're there! |
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Sartorial Splendor
Once again this year you are
encouraged to dress the part of Vegas scalawag.Ritualistic self-mutilation
is not necessarily a plus! Remember, , folks, that you're going for
class, not necessarily just tacky. If you can do both, you'll fit
right in. If you can do one or the other, well, you're ahead of most. |
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The
9th Annual Gold Spike Penny Invitational
This event will not be helkd,
unless you folks want to have it impromptu style. It's just that neither
Stinky nor Matt will be there to hand out the pennies as usual.
The Gold Spike still has a Copper Mine, and you should use it as long
as they do. Use your loot in the most hotly contested gambling competition
outside of Leisure World Bingo. Cheating, stealing and yelling are
all not only acceptable, but actually encouraged. When the dust settles,
whoever has the most pennies from the Gold Spike's World Famous Copper
Mine wins. |
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The night devolves into debauchery
The official events end when
the last event is complete, but the party is far from over. Play some
craps, drink mass quantities of beverages, eat pie at the Gold Spike,
watch a Las Vegas sunrise, or do whatever other hijinks you can think
of. Don't rest until you've either won every dollar from every Las
Vegas casino or the sun comes up on a Sunday morning -- whichever's
first |
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