The 10 Worst Celebrity Hairdos of the Millennium

Our panel of experts was particularly bitchy when discussing the disastrous hairdos of the rich and famous. This list comprises the most nauseating follicles known in the last 1000 years. It is interesting to note that while the experts had terrible things to say about dead people, they selected nine living people and only one deceased for this list. Can you guess who is dead? Here's a hint: it's not Gabe Kaplan.

10. Little John's bald spot
9. David Schwimmer's greasy comb-forward
8. Raymond Burr's rock-solid part
7. Gallagher's untamed mess
6. George Carlin's bald ponytail
5. Monica Lewinsky's helmet
4. Mr. Kotter's mustache
3. Telly Savalas' dome
2. Cher's mane
1. Mike Piazza's flobie

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