The 25 Best Artificial Flavors of the Millennium There is no question thaqt artificial flavors have made life more bearable. The advent of artificial flavor ended such things as bark-flavored shakes and dirt-flavored candy. Why not go get yourself a delicious artificial flavor tonight? 25. Sour Apple (40) 24. Dr. Pepper (41) 23. Banana (45) 22. Brown Tootsie Roll Pop (49) 21. Cherry (50) 20. Mint (50) 19. Peach (50) 18. Strawberry (50) 17. Crabuluxe (50) 16. Orange (50) 15. Lime (50) 14. Watermelon (50) 13. Chocomint (50) 12. Nutrasweet (50) 11. Limon (65) 10. Lemon (70) 9. Cotton Candy (75) 8. Cheez (78) 7. Liquid Smoke (85) 6. Purple Grape (95) 5. Blue Flavor (105) 4. Cola (150) 3. Chocolatey (150) 2. Natural Flavors (200) 1. Bubble Gum flavor (220) ­ Without the delectable power of pink, we'd still be chewing solidified spruce sap. You can chew gum in just about any flavor imaginable, but the original mix of corn syrup and other sweeteners is still #1 at the Big Empire. Other Chemicals That We Gratefully Ingest: Lemon Cooler, Retsin, Pepperoni Pizza, Tom's of Maine Cinnamint, Peanut-Buttery, Teriyaki beef jerky, Mock Turtle, Vanilla-y, Mrs. Dash salt substitute, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," Atomic Fire Ball, Popcorn-flavored Jelly Belly, Twizzler Strawberry, Cuttlefish flavor, Robitussin Cherry, Matt Damon and Fruit Punch On to Other Lists   ©1999 by Randy Shandis Enterprises. Questions or Comments?