Mark!
Mark grew up in a trailer outside of El Paso, New Mexico. Hawking turquoise-encrusted
cigarette cases and fake arrowheads all day at a roadside stand, he suffered
from uncommonly high levels of dehydration. Tiring quickly of the slow-paced
desert lifestyle, Mark moved to Milwaukee and began ripping off gullible
newcomers, selling lists of "available" houses and apartments
for rent. Run out of town in a matter of weeks, Mark took stock of his life,
and decided to pursue a legitimate means of making a living. Sensing the
difficulty of the task after reading the Sunday classified ads, he opted
instead to get involved with a group of young entrepeneurs and their line
of herbal healing products. He was leading all the others in sales, and
on his way to putting a down payment on that Plymouth he'd had his eyes
on when his supervisor, enraged over Mark's affair with his wife, sabotaged
Mark's supply of "Cucumber Eye Relaxant Gel" with ground up red
peppers. To avoid lawsuits, Mark once again was forced to relocate. Finding
himself in Hollywood, his lifetime of hard work finally paid off, as he
discovered how easy it was to bilk the Slug Films Publishing Empire out
of hundreds of thousands of dollars every year.
Mark is easily excited by email.
