Boy, are you stupid!
What kind of an idiot stabs people with a spoon?
You manage to extract a generous dollop of his flesh, which is creamy delicious
and grape-flavored. You immediately go into convulsions because Martian
flesh turns out to be highly toxic to humans.
You've made an important discovery for science.
Fortunately, it isn't fatal, and you recover after a few days of bed rest
and Incredible Strength Tylenol. That is, you would have recovered, but
Michael, realizing you tried to kill him, fires his Martian death ray out
of his central eye, reducing you to a pile of charred and decaying organic
Do you slowly evaporate leaving a permanent discoloration
on the linoleum floor?
Do you miraculously come back to life and save the day?