Rocketship to Mars

You open a machine and are doused by the clens-o-rays which remove all the natural organic compounds from your body (which is all of them).

Since this is the future, all clothing is made of synthetic polymers, so the clens-o-ray machines work very easily by removing all other chemicals from the clothes. Too bad.

You should have read the safety instructions.

Do you bubble and froth and leave a permanent stain on the carpet?

Do you slither over to the re-integration machine to put your body back together?