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Candidate Randy Shandis |
While the Internet Election committee ponders who will
run the Internet in light of the 48% "None of the Above"
vote in the recent election, Randy Shandis has vowed that he
is "not a loser" and will fight the results, "outside
the system, in the most illegal way imaginable." Currently,
the Election Committee is waiting for the case to be heard by
the Florida Supreme Court, which claims it has more important
frivolous lawsuits to resolve first. Read More...
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Candidate Al "The Foz" Fozano |
...said a somewhat frustrated Al "the Foz"
Fozano this week. "I CAN"T TAKE THE FU#$%^ PRESSURE
ANYMORE!!!" the Foz was promptly injected with 20 ccs of
a mild "relaxer" by a busty blonde nurse while onlookers
watched in hushed reverence. Read More...
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